A message to you from Samantha:



Dear Fans and Admirers,

I know these are hard times. The pictures of late have been like rain in the desert. But the rain will come. Today, oh this glorious day, is the day of Amy's wedding. There can be no doubt in my mind that many, many pictures will be taken this day. The storm brews in the desert. I tremble with its coming.

So prepare yourself, my avid picture viewers. Yes, prepare yourself to behold a veritable floood of pictures. Pictures enough to even satisfy Aunt Betty. Okay, maybe not quite that many pictures.

I know it has been hard for you these past few weeks. I know you came to the website every day in hopeful anticipation that you might view some pictures of me, quite possibly the cutest baby on Earth. And each day you were disappointed. Who can blame you? Not I. No, I understand your desire. I feel your restless need for more pictures.

And soon, soon my people, I will set you free. I will go to the pharaoh of picture hoarding and I will say, "LET MY PICTURES GO!" And he will set them free. And I will part the sea of the internet and there shall be many pictures upon the website.

But first I need to grow a beard.

I'll get back to you on that.

Sincerely,
Samantha