I imagine Lennie will be making a real Christmas pictures post in a few days. Or maybe not, you know how we operate by now. But as I was looking through the pictures a few struck me as amusing and I knew Lennie would never put them up.

But you know you can count on me. That's what I'm here for, to do the things Lennie would not dare to do! Let us leave no horrible picture unposted!

Just to be especially fair about it, we'll start off with an ugly picture of me. I call this my "oh just what we need, a stinkin' tarheel clock" face.

The clock is not without its amusement though. It's really stinkin' loud. I'm gonna flip it on some night when Lennie goes to bed early so it'll freak her out in the middle of the night.



Here Mimi is doing a fine Billy Idol impression. And I bet she has no idea who Billy Idol is. There was a second picture of her making a lovely smile, but what fun would posting that be? See if you can guess which one is Mimi and which one is Billy Idol!



I think this is just another picture at a bad time, but I like to imagine Samantha is saying "If you take one more picture of me I am gonna shove that camera up your nose!" I chuckle again just thinking about it.



Pirate ship. ARRRRR! Pirates are great. And this is a game I like to call "Where's Walnut?" Can you find Walnut in this picture?



And this is just what Christmas is all about right here. Dragging us out of bed way too early and taking pictures of us that make us look like death warmed over. Just you wait Lennie, someday we will have our revenge.



And finally, Samantha is trying to perform a Christmas miracle. BE HEALED JULIE! I don't think it worked.